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A horrible blowjob.
That gil was awful, I have teeth marks on my dick from that sarkissian.
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A popular variation of the blumpkin where head is still given, but no shit is taken.
Yo dog. My girl isn't very adventurous so we..
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A science based on an ancient system of divination, consisting primarily of pulling a horoscope out of one's ass.
During my first ..