What is Nip The Dog?
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A very bad dog. A black furry creature that likes to take it up the ass from other dogs. A flopped-eared, spit eating, leg-humping goober in fur form. Often mates with other highlanders, a creature native to aviemore. nips can be found living in areas of complete squalor, such as jock’s pissed stained, shit stained mattress, up sarah’s fanny, whore Houses, and with beano the dog.
Look, nip is humping the staircase again, I'm not gonna fucking take him to the vet to get the splinters removed from his dick, that's for damn sure!
