Nip & Tuck Edit Meaning

1.

The process of finding a fat woman's twat amongst the fat folds.

Damn, Homes! That fat ho bitch Shoshona gots so many ripples and shit, I needed 5 hands to completes a nip and tuck on her fat floor-draggin azz. I thinks I came in fold number 29 anyway. Feh!

See fucwad

2.

When somebody interupts you half way through a crap and you have to stop, nip it off and tuck the remainder back up your ass to finish after chastisting the guilty party for interupting you.

You didnt have to beat my door down for fucks sake! I was trying to have a shit in peace!