What is Nip & Tuck?
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The process of finding a fat woman's twat amongst the fat folds.
Damn, Homes! That fat ho bitch Shoshona gots so many ripples and shit, I needed 5 hands to completes a nip and tuck on her fat floor-draggin azz. I thinks I came in fold number 29 anyway. Feh!
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When somebody interupts you half way through a crap and you have to stop, nip it off and tuck the remainder back up your ass to finish after chastisting the guilty party for interupting you.
You didnt have to beat my door down for fucks sake! I was trying to have a shit in peace!
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one who cooks the cornhole, a.k.a. heats up the ring of calamari on your asshole
that gay dude is a total cornhole cooker
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Results when one is so excited about the prospects of taking a nap that they cannot fall asleep.
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You can be only zealtodexous if you are Dex9001. You are not Dex9001.
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