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To recieve oral sex while taking a shit, also known as "Blumpkin." God knows why.
Before you knew it, Martha downed her third..
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An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.
I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.
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After you finish taking a dump and stand up to wipe and you get a blast of all that shitty smelling air right in the face.
Taking a dum..
