What is Nipliptical?
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A sexual partner used as exercise equipment, specifically for aerobic, standing, rear-entry penetration. To qualify, the penetrator must manipulate his partner's nipples.
co-worker: "Bob, you're looking fit."
Bob: "You bet! It's amazing what 10 minutes a day on my nipliptical does for the glutes."
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The act of being thrown out of a window.
DUDE! That dead guy on the side walk was totally defenestrated!..
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Female friends who are so close you could swear they were lesbians, but they aren't.
"Dude Lisa and Alison are super tight.&q..
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Graffitti only understood by people of dark complexion.
"Hey Bob, what does that say?"
"I don't know, I can't..
