What is Nipliptical?
1.
A sexual partner used as exercise equipment, specifically for aerobic, standing, rear-entry penetration. To qualify, the penetrator must manipulate his partner's nipples.
co-worker: "Bob, you're looking fit."
Bob: "You bet! It's amazing what 10 minutes a day on my nipliptical does for the glutes."
Random Words:
1.
Dying in an attempt to expel an abnormal amount of toxins through means of shitting, much like Elvis.
Sweat poured from his body as he ..
1.
People who are totally useless and non productive in American society. These people now roam freely while destroying the economic and so..
