What is Nipliptical?
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A sexual partner used as exercise equipment, specifically for aerobic, standing, rear-entry penetration. To qualify, the penetrator must manipulate his partner's nipples.
co-worker: "Bob, you're looking fit."
Bob: "You bet! It's amazing what 10 minutes a day on my nipliptical does for the glutes."
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a phrase implying that you are stupid and lazy;
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1. Kill a bull during the first thaw of winter.
2. Build a shed.
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Someone who gets offended by jokes involving Nintendo. This is worse than Nintendo fanboys.
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