Nipple Meter

What is Nipple Meter?


1.

using the nipple as a means to tell the outside temperature

I stepped out in the snowstorm in only a t-shirt, and because my nipples were sticking a foot off my chest, my nipple meter read "cold as fuck"

2.

a gauge of temperature when you step outside on a cold day

Damn boys, my nipple meter says it's pretty fuckin cold out here.


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