What is Nipple Meter?
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using the nipple as a means to tell the outside temperature
I stepped out in the snowstorm in only a t-shirt, and because my nipples were sticking a foot off my chest, my nipple meter read "cold as fuck"
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a gauge of temperature when you step outside on a cold day
Damn boys, my nipple meter says it's pretty fuckin cold out here.
Random Words:
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A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).
Chad: Hey, Dick!
Dick Cheney, Jr: Yes, Chad?
Chad: Your dad is a jerk officer..
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contraction of "your dignity". the respect you have for yourself.
you: I'm dating my boss.
me: yodigity girlfriend, wha..