What is Nipple Ninja?
1.
A member of a not-so-secret and vaguely homoerotic society originating in Danville, California. A Nipple Ninja is fluent in many techniques of nipple flipping, and performs his art on unsuspecting victims. These moves (examples include: The horseshoe, the rainbow, the monkey wrench, and the Horny Hungarian) can be performed in friendly or unfriendly situations.
Holy shit, that Nipple Ninja just pulled a "guillotine" on Madlwski's fat nips.
See
2.
What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.
"Agghhh, the Nipple Ninja is chewing my nip, but I can't get her off!!!"
See
Random Words:
1.
Somebody with extreme kinetic/mental multitasking abilities who can write and send text messages to others while jogging on a treadmill...
1.
An ancient Eastern-European tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly c..
