What is Nipple Pants?
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When one pulls their pants up to have the waistband even with one's nipples. This is a particularly unattractive method of pants-wearing and common in old people, and idiots. Nipple pants are also usually accompanied by moose knuckles, due to the high tension of the pants.
"Check out that old dude's nipple pants."
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A nickname for a guy who likes dead hobos.
He's such a deadhobosapien, for he hates seeing hobos lyinhg in horizontal positions.
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