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Male masturbation, wanking, jerking off...you get the message.
I was feeling stressed out but a bit of cockpolishing fixed that.
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To get on the subway (or bus) and not see any attractive women. But within 15 minutes, you have lowered your requirements so much that ..
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When a turd collects on the rear section of a kitty cat later dropping into your bed. Later to be found stuck in your hair after waking ..