What is Nippledick?
1.
A slightly popular Japanese fetish. This involves the paraphilia of penises where the nipples on a woman's body (or possibly a man's) would occur. This is only illustrated in
(It is also present, but fiercely underrepresented, in America, but only in illustrated or
This is commonly juxtaposed with
An inexplicably common subfetish is shitting nipple dicks, in which shit comes out of the nippledicks.
So, you think you know all about Japan--do you know what nippledicks are?
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2.
Where the penis of the male is so small that it resembles a nipple, instead of an actual penis.
Ted : Damn, Yo. I just saw Bobby's dick .. That's a nippledick for sure.
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3.
1. A complete 'tard, and I'm not talking an actual mentally handicapped person...I'm talking a friggin dipshit social reject.
2. What you call someone when they are being a complete ass-clown, but aren't necessarily that way all the time (you may actually kinda like this person under normal circumstances).
1. Jesus, my boss is such a fucking nippledick. I wish he would use his tie as a noose, stand on his swiveling office chair with massage features and swing from the lighting fixture above his walnut desk he bought in England.
2. Dude, quit being such a nippledick. You're harshing my buzz.
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4.
1. A man with a tiny penis, as in "resembling a nipple".
2. A moron. An idiot. Someone who doesn't think before he speaks.
3. A sex act involving stimulation of a nipple and a penis by rubbing them against each other. (Uncommon usage.)
1. "I saw Bill in the locker room last night... He's a total nippledick!"
2. "Listen up, nippledick! Drop and give me twenty!"
3. "So he did something he called a 'nippledick', and boy did it feel good!"
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