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When a tornado comes by and you procrastinate the evacuation.
When I lived in Nebraska, my tornadocrastination almost killed me twice. ..
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Jackass, one whoa acts like a jerk
Oh My God, Johnathan stop being a Chooch Face
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Used to explain why a 20 year old can't have a certain girlfriend.
"OMG I met this awesome girl online!"
"Dude she..