Nippleometer

What is Nippleometer?

A visual aid to the outside temperature

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

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The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

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