Nipplometer Edit Meaning

1. When a man ejaculates in a ziploc bag and shaves his pubic hair off while he has crabs. He put the pubic hairs in the bag and squezee th..

1. A Shih Tzu which has turned to the Dark Side of the Force. Since they are highly intelligent, mischevious and arrogant anyway, this is b..

1. to have sex in the 90s style "all I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom zoom and boom boom! Just shake your rump!" (Wreckx-in-Effect..