Nipplometer Edit Meaning

1. helmet cheese, crusty stuff found on Simon Neill's bellend Yo Simon, u got rid of that jittler yet?..

1. The phrase you use when you want to make an innuendo, but are trying to avoid being dirty, or are simply not creative enough to find one..

1. A very shite village where nothing ever happens and nobody ever goes. Nobody will ever look up Kemble See kimble, womble, wimble..