Nirv

What is Nirv?


1.

A 43 year old, obese, friendless, talentless individual. When not burger flipping, it's IRC time! Likes to continually drone on about how Doom 3 got released and where those Counterstrike screenshot's originated.

Whilst still residing in his parents house, the sad realization for a nirv is that their life amounts to nothing hence their commitment to spend the remainder of their life hanging around on IRC.

Also a sad fact is how nirv's have incredibly small genitalia, which is also reflected in their woefully inadequate computer hardware.

Being a nirv sure does suck :(

Peter: "How are things Bob?"

Bob: "I've hit rock bottom, I've hit the nirv".

Peter: "Bummer Bob".

See talentless, obese, boring, repetitive, monotonous

2.

Professional gamer, and sexiest man alive.

Also rumored to have a huge cock.

You could find one such as this at irc.enterthegame #themercs


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