What is Niskayuna?
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A very rich town near Schenectady in Upstate NY. Most people here make great money, but not everyone. The houses range from small apartments to huge ass mansions. All the kids here are stereotypical and predictable, living out the fantasies of their favorite brain-rotting MTV garbage. They spend their time drinking, doing drugs, and speeding in BMWs. Everyone here hates their lives and will complain about it openly. There is no school spirit. The cops here pretend that they have a job, but generally only bust the occasional high school. When a bunch of girls from the high school are suspended for drinking at a dance, the entire town is suddenly in upheaval. Every young person who has the chance to leave does and rarely returns.
Niskayuna is sometimes abbreviated to Nisky.
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A wannabe progressive pseudo socialist town whose main source of commerce are the starbucks, and bribes from rich parents to keep from their sons and daughters being thrown in jail on a regular basis for underage drinking and smoking pot. Residents show a huge amount of pride in their town, mainly because if they all pretend their town is cool, then they'll be cool, and relieve a lot of their social anxieties they normally treat with expensive designer clothing trends (ie uggs, northface) brought on by their unprecedented level of superficiality. Nowhere else in the world can a person amount to so little yet think so highly of themselves.
I drove through Niskayuna today, and I swear I must have seen a dozen kids bent over their own feces actually ENJOYING the smell. I'm NEVER coming back to this dive.
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A town that has many people and many things to do.A nice place to live
i live in a great town called niskayuna
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The asshole of upstate New York. Ironically, the waste water treatment facility of this town is top-notch due to the septic shit the residents pump out.
Man am I thrilled I moved away from those self-righteous HIV+ whores that went to Nisky. AUGHH! A GIANT AMOEBA!
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A pile of shit somewhere in upstate New York
Slang: A smelly restroom
1) Sally: What is that brown lumpy thing?
Bob: That is Niskayuna
2) Bobbert walked into the Niskayuna and suffocated
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The stupidest high school in the entire country. The administration is a group of corrupt, power hungry tyrants. They enjoy handing out suspensions for no apparent reason. They also hire weird old guys with strange beards to supervise the cafeteria.
You hate your school? You must go to Niskayuna
