Nitpuff

What is Nitpuff?

When an elderly man has an orgasam but only a puff of dust comes out. Usually resulting in but not guaranteed puff noise.

John, "Grandpa, is the viagra working out?"

Henry, "Its working great but all I'm getting is nitpuffs."

John, "I'm sorry to hear that."

See orgasam, puff, dust, disappointment, old

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