What is Nixons?
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Fecal matter that is not completely diarrhea, yet not solid either. Also known as the triple s' (semi-solid shats), the nixons commonly have the look and consistancy of seaweed. Usually appear the next morning after a long night of drinking. Many times they "attack" suddenly and without much time to react.
"Dan had to run to the bathroom as fast as he could cause he was attacked by a case of the nixons."
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Female Breasts. Particularly attractive breasts.
Shit, jackson, look at the nixons on that betty!
That chick with Danny's girlfriend has a serious set of nixons. Is anyone tapping her oval office?
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