What is Njomza?
1.
(pronounced NYOME-zah) Female Albanian name, quite common over there. It means 'youth'.
People often mispronounce this name, to the utter agitation of those bearing it. Some mispronounciations are:
Nyonsa
Myomsa
Nyonta
Yonta
Nyonscha
For the sake of all things holy, learn the name before you open your stupid mouth, it's not that friggin difficult.
Using the nickname 'Njomz' is acceptable.
"Hey Jenny, can I borrow your pencil?"
"Why of course Myomsa"
"My name is Njomza"
"That's what I said"
"No, it was not."
"Yes it was"
"No, it was not"
"Yes it was"
"...okay then, Assturd."
"My name is Jenny."
"That's what I said."
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(verb): to equivocate and bitch concurrently.
"Sally was equivobitching last night about whether or not to break up with Tom."..
