Njord Edit Meaning

1.

Noun in standardized western writing, meaning "the final remnant of excrement that clings to the posterior anal void after renal evacuation."

Njords happen, and they waste a lot of paper.

See colorado, asswipe, buttfly, tp, anus

2.

An inferior boater that talks trash about other boaters so he can feel better about himself.

A kayaker with body odor and a very small penis. His wife cheats on him and all his boater friends laugh about it.

A gay man from Colorado that uses helicopter parts as a butt plug

Did you see Njord sucking that transvestites dick? Dude he stunk and he had a rotor blade up his ass.

See njord, kayak, kayaking, colorado, creeking, rocha, faggot

3.

The noise made by one blowing one's nose, perhaps in the Scandinavian tongue

*man picks up hankey* - "NJORD!"

See egghead