Njord

What is Njord?


1.

Noun in standardized western writing, meaning "the final remnant of excrement that clings to the posterior anal void after renal evacuation."

Njords happen, and they waste a lot of paper.

See colorado, asswipe, buttfly, tp, anus

2.

An inferior boater that talks trash about other boaters so he can feel better about himself.

A kayaker with body odor and a very small penis. His wife cheats on him and all his boater friends laugh about it.

A gay man from Colorado that uses helicopter parts as a butt plug

Did you see Njord sucking that transvestites dick? Dude he stunk and he had a rotor blade up his ass.

See njord, kayak, kayaking, colorado, creeking, rocha, faggot

3.

The noise made by one blowing one's nose, perhaps in the Scandinavian tongue

*man picks up hankey* - "NJORD!"

See egghead


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