N33k Edit Meaning

1. To masterbate, crack one off, perform fist rape, date the first mate, bash the bishop, yank the plank, shake hands with the unemployed, ..

1. one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them wh..

1. kinda like a quickie, only faster and less satisfying. I got shitfaced and ended up with some guy at the bar giving me a zimmster. Now..