What is N.m.f.p.?
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An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job.
The
twat I work with called and told me something was wrong. I responded with N.M.F.P. bitch!
My boss is a
cock sucker and this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!
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