What is N.m.f.p.?


An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job.

The twat I work with called and told me something was wrong. I responded with N.M.F.P. bitch!

My boss is a cock suckerand this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!

See fuck off, blow me, eat shit, eat me, bite me


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