Nmfp

What is Nmfp?


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Earnest young Christians have WWJD as their acronyn du jour.

Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.

Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.

Lumbergh: Umm, this project is kind of, err, behind schedule. So if you could, umm, come in Saturday...that'd be greeeat.

Me: Do I get overtime loading?

Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.

Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.


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