What is Nmfp?
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Earnest young Christians have WWJD as their acronyn du jour.
Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.
Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.
Lumbergh: Umm, this project is kind of, err, behind schedule. So if you could, umm, come in Saturday...that'd be greeeat.
Me: Do I get overtime loading?
Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.
Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.
Random Words:
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A womans measurements
Laura had a big ol bootie, her locker combination was, 36-24-38
See woman, booty, fine, sexy..
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The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.
My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving..
