What is Nmfp?
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Earnest young Christians have WWJD as their acronyn du jour.
Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.
Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.
Lumbergh: Umm, this project is kind of, err, behind schedule. So if you could, umm, come in Saturday...that'd be greeeat.
Me: Do I get overtime loading?
Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.
Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.
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The people on this web sight that leave serious definitions to funny ass words. Also known ass, ass clowns, pillow biters, and the more ..
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a woman that has a tight vagina
She was as tight as a zip lock bag.
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Another word for high as fuck.
Man, We got Zonger-fucked last night i had know idea where i was...
