What is Nmfp?
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Earnest young Christians have WWJD as their acronyn du jour.
Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.
Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.
Lumbergh: Umm, this project is kind of, err, behind schedule. So if you could, umm, come in Saturday...that'd be greeeat.
Me: Do I get overtime loading?
Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.
Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.
Random Words:
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Some one who witnesses nothing.
Victim: Did you see that?
Jehovah's Bystander: No, I witnessed fuck all.
See witness, bystander,..
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A person, often of African origin, who fucks his/her mother, usually in the ghetto.
Yo yo, my muthafuckaz, we be needin' a forty....
