What is Nmp?
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Not my problem. Used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. Used to show that you really don't care. Almost a "I told you so" phrase.
You better go clean that shit up, it's NMP
I tried to tell you she was a ho, NMP.
NMP, you go find the money to pay the shark
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2.
not my president ...
george w bush is NMP!
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Random Words:
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a loser who has peed in there pants.
Dan peed in his pants one day so now every time I see him I yell HEY LOZUH PEENTS!
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