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Your jizz after masturbating to Kate Beckinsale.
" I watched Underworld last night and made Katebeckinsauce!"
See jizz, hand..
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A person who is so fanfuckingtasticaly amazing that you can't even begin to comprehend it.
I wish I wasn't a nerd. If only I ..
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A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.
Oh God, here comes Henry. He's pro..