No Beaver

What is No Beaver?

A condition in which a male suffers from a lack of vaginal contact. Often used in a derogatory manner, when referring to closet homosexuals.

Cletus: Geez, that Simon is looking sad.

Bob: I believe the man had no beaver this century.

Cletus: Yeah, I'd believe that. Wever, No beaver, Only Cock and balls.

See beaver, cock and balls, wever, closet

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