No Beaver

What is No Beaver?

A condition in which a male suffers from a lack of vaginal contact. Often used in a derogatory manner, when referring to closet homosexuals.

Cletus: Geez, that Simon is looking sad.

Bob: I believe the man had no beaver this century.

Cletus: Yeah, I'd believe that. Wever, No beaver, Only Cock and balls.

See beaver, cock and balls, wever, closet

Tuppance

1. A vagina a woman's fanny I'm sculpting a lady's tuppance out of mashed potato. (marilyn manson AKA Leigh Francis) See q..

Big Zero

1. A person who is worthless, full of shit, and talks fresh stench!! kid, you're a big zero, now trap you pussyface kid!! See big ty..

Qualp

1. A clamping or smacking noise made by a particularly moist vagina, usually when the penis or other device is withdrawn fully. queef Loq..

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