No Child Left Behind Edit Meaning

1.

A education program proudly promoted by our "Bush for brains" President, whereby he guarantees that no child will be left behind. This is easily accomplished since he plans to make sure that no child will be advancing either.

Bush wants to make sure that no child gets left behind and ends up getting missundereducated like him.(See missunderestimated)

2.

An education "PLAN" by Bush, that cuts funding of underperforming schools. what is underperforming? a school with test results under 100%. Schools with test results of 100%:

None

Schools with test results under 100%:

All of them.

Children Left Behind:

All

Children benifiting

None

Results of NCLB

USA 49th in literacy

High School diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.

...

3.

All of the above/below, plus, buried in the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.

But it isn't unconstitutional yet because you can opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.

If you're in high school, opt the fuck out at militaryfreezone

4.

Another one of Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the remedial bullshit too.

We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?

Worker: I had to deal with No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.

Governer: I was elected governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!

Random Citizen: De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!

See bullshit, stupidity, dubya

5.

A fucked up educational system made up by who other than that dumb fuck "President" George Dubya Bush. This system was said to help students but

still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,

most kids get A's for ass and

the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.

No Child Left Behind is more like No Rich Child left Behind. Damn Bushis the dumbest fuckin'retarded bitch ass crakain the whole fuckin world!

See bush, child, left, craka, bitch

6.

A program that was started by Clinton. Yes, Clinton. Everyone blames Bush, but he enforced it while Clinton started it.

Person 1: Wow, bush is a moron for that no child left behind.

Person 2: Clinton started that, dumbshit.

See bill clinton, george bush