No Haps Edit Meaning

1. A name for someone with white hair. Santa Claus and I are bowling. Santa bowls a strike. Me: Fuck you, jizz hat. See jizz, hat, ebola..

1. A woman who only had sex one time in her life. That girl was a near virgin until I got a hold of her..

1. Scottish usage: a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a parti..