No Haps Edit Meaning

1. Snoring while phlegm is caught in one's throat. He liked to hear her kurkle in her sleep after getting good head from his girlfrie..

1. The act of wiping your cock clean on the back of the living room curtains. You have just arrived home late and have furtively drilled y..

1. A sexually transmitted disease which can be passed sexually or through saliva. Highly contagious, no serious symptoms other than the d..