What is No Kitty This Is My Potpie?


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when your girlfriends pussy wants some cock and you dont want to give her any

girlfriend:come here and give me some lovin!

me: no kitty this is my pot pie!

girlfriend: meow?

me:no kitty! baaad kitty!


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