No Mates Edit Meaning

1. A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating. I was almost fired for being late to work due to..

1. To beat someone, or to manhandle someone or something And then Batman came and razzled the jokey 2. To pleasure oneself, usually in t..

1. A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is! MAN1: "Where did all ..