No Mates Edit Meaning

1. Very Fat Bald Guy Someone who goes creeping after women with little success. A complete twat who will ruin any event. Thinks that he i..

1. The sticky slimy residue left on hand rails, poles and windows in public places. Often found on public transportation such as buses and ..

1. see also: sexy beast See fum 2. a "gifted" female with a tendency to drop things and a fascination for cell phones also s..