What is No Offence?
1.
An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.
"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."
"None taken"
2.
What one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, sexist, homophobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. The person will typically reply with "None taken"
A: That nigger's an idiot!
B: *looks round*
A: No offence
B: None taken.
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3.
1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.
2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.
Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.
A: "No offence, bu-"
B: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU TOOL"
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