No Offense

What is No Offense?

1.

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

See bryan

2.

Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.

no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong

See offensive, no, none, nada

3.

thing to say after you say something offensive

A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."

See vinny

4.

The short line used after a very offensive and usually embarrassing statement which supposeably makes everything the 'sender' said socially acceptable.

Leevon: OHH MYY GOD ALAA! Your such a little bitch ass, stupid pin dicked, cock sucking mother fucker who smells like absolute shit! no offense. =)

Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)

See no offense, friend, painful

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