What is No Pants Shuffle?
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Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.
I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.
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