What is No Pony?
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Used in response to an unreasonable request. The implication is that the person making the request seems to want everything on a silver platter, and they want a pony as well.
A: Your web site sucks! I want to be able to do this, and this, and this, and...
B: Sorry, dude, no pony.
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A rural person in the city for a bit of action.
That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or..