No Pride Heist

What is No Pride Heist?


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The No Pride Heist is where you and a buddy get invited into some fat chicks house (you both should be drunk). Once in the house, one friend should try to get head from the fat chick. While the buddy is gettin head the other steals useless items, such as a loaf of bread or a candle, then he runs into the room where the oral is taking place and snap a picture. The guy gettin head says, "Bye bitch!" Then both of the buddies book it out of the house with the loot.

Dude! We just pulled the No Pride Heist on that whale!

See stealing, fun, whale, head, blowjob, fat, lard ass, hot carl


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