No Shit, There I Was

What is No Shit, There I Was?


1.

This phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to.

500lb Alan: So No Shit, there I was, ballz deep in the poon-tang valley pounding away on this hot ass 18 year old.

Mike: Um, yeah... Sure you were Al, sure you were.

See so, no, shit, there, i, was


99

Random Words:

1. One partner defecates without wiping. Then before, during and/or after sexual intercourse this person will wipe the filthy anus on the s..
1. Corntown USA. only way to keep busy there is by drinking beer and smoking pot. nothing around for at least 17 miles. Man i hate living ..
1. The most extreme and repugnent version of Japanese Bukkake (a sexual practice that features a woman being ejaculated on by multiple men)..