No Shit, There I Was

What is No Shit, There I Was?


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This phrase generally precedes an unbelievable event or story described by someone that the situation could never happen to.

500lb Alan: So No Shit, there I was, ballz deep in the poon-tang valley pounding away on this hot ass 18 year old.

Mike: Um, yeah... Sure you were Al, sure you were.

See so, no, shit, there, i, was


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