No Show

What is No Show?


1.

(n.) A person who signs up or talks about attending certain events, but never shows up.

Fred: Hey, where is Bob? I have his name here on the sign up sheet.

Lindsey: Man, that tool Bob never comes when he says he will. What a no show.

See show, come, party, no

2.

(n.) A person or object that fails to turn up when it has been arranged to appear.

Adolf Hitler: Those jews were a no show for thier shower today.

Rommel: I guess they thought better never than late, eh?

Adolf Hitler: Yeah.

See Kung-Fu Jesus


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