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a furry purple dildo that wiggles back ad forth for added pleasure
"wow that furry purple wiggle lamp was great last night!"
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a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment
Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube..
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Dr. Pepper and Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum, mixed in whatever ratio you like.
Fuck your Appletini. I love me some Dr. Mor..