No Swoops!

What is No Swoops!?


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A phrase called when trying to save a seat after getting up to go get something.

While sitting down a man decides, hey, I need a beer. He then gets up and before being fully erect says "No Swoops!" so no one can take his seat without getting a severe beating which must be taken with no resistance.

See seat back, gtfo, stfd


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