What is No Thanks, I Already Have A Penguin?
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When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.
Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.
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Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.
“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” –..
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when jizz is sprayed all over the place
Pete was finding crusty jizz on stuff for three days after his buckshot nut
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