What is No Thanks, I Already Have A Penguin?
1.
When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.
Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.
See
Random Words:
1.
A shitty little town in central Pennsylvania known for its excessive inbreeding and poor excuse for a school district.
"Oh my god,..
1.
The land area dedicated to renewable energy
Due to a higher solar energy demand, Phoenix has set aside 725,000 acres for renewistan...
1.
To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you a..
