What is No Thanks, I Already Have A Penguin?


1.

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.

Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.

Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

See penguin, moron, inappropriate, clueless


84

Random Words:

1. When a quarterback has a bad game In last nights game, Drew Brees really pulled a grossman out there. See grossman, rex, football, qua..
1. Leaving a little left to the imagination Surmise there may be extra4surprise. See leaving, little, left, imagination 2. Leaving a li..
1. Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide. Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Ser..