No Way, Jose!

What is No Way, Jose!?

Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.

Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.

Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?

Mike: No way, Jose.

See no way, not happening, no, never, as if

Insecting

1. what insects do on weekends. After the praying mantasis are done insecting, the female BITES the head off of the male. See jo, momma, ..

Z.i.l.f

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Lesprechaun

1. (in irish folklore) a small, mischievous, gay female woodland nymph. dresses in green with big-buckled pilgrim shoes and has red hair. ..

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