No Way, Jose!

What is No Way, Jose!?

Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.

Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.

Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?

Mike: No way, Jose.

See no way, not happening, no, never, as if

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