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An unexpected discoloration of a condom after anal sex.
After banging a chic in the ass, you pull out and the condom stays in. When you..
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When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.
"Jesus, I woke up this morning with su..
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your boyfriend fancies himself so much, he's never noticed your love heart shape bikin-waxing for valentines lmao!
the only way to..
