Noah's Ark

What is Noah's Ark?


1.

In the card game 'phase 10' noah's ark occurs when a player is dealt an unusually, and typically unhelpfully large number of pairs. Especially useless when in phases 4-6, attempting to get a string of consecutive numbers instead of sets of the same numbers.

I am dealt two 1's, two 4's, two 8's, two 10's, an 11 and a 12, so i bitch thusly: "damnit, noah's ark again!"

See cards

2.

A fat slut

"I call that girl Noah's Ark, shes as wide as an ark and guys often try to board her 2 by 2"

See promiscuous, wide, slut, ark, randy

3.

Noah's Ark is 2 of every kind of sauce a fast food Restaurant has to offer.

16 yr old Kid Working The Drive-Thru: Can I get you any sauce?

Me: yeah I got a lot of nuggets in here so can I get a Noah's Ark

See sauce, fast food, 2, dipping sauce

4.

australian slang for shark

i saw a big noah's ark at the beach the other day!

See shark, noah, noah's ark

5.

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut

It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.

See Jake


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