Noah's Mom

What is Noah's Mom?


1.

something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

See Blair

2.

That sexy piece of flesh that everyone screws all night.

I got all in noah's mom last night. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

See Josh

3.

The mother of a friend or collegue who sells her sexual talents for money

I saw noahs my out on the corner, so i picked her up for some hot lovin'


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