Noakes

What is Noakes?


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A guy who has familiar relations with multiple partners, only to the extent of dating. Minimum of eight girls required at one time to constitute a Noakes. The dating of these women forms the famous "Noakes Octagon".

That guy comes in here every night with a different girl, and I never see him get so much as a kiss. What a Noakes!!!

See player, pimp, loser, virgin, promiscuous


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