Nob Chopper

What is Nob Chopper?

When taking a pee pee, the toilet seat lid falls down and lands on your doo dah dang wang resulting in a sore penis.

"I cant COME out today"

"Ahhh damn why not?"

"I had a bit of a nob chopper"

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