What is Nob Shiner?
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When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.
I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.
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