What is Nobby?
1.
A manky old guy with a grizzly full beard, skanky unwashed hair, and thick rimmed glasses with a near permanent roll up fag in his mouth. Often seen walking out of off-licences.
I saw the worst possible Nobby on the train earlier.
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2.
A person that says something really stupid or obvious. Anyone in a group of people that stands out for a bad reason, is a nobby. Also can use the word *Norbert* in this case.
1st person: "Let's go surfing in that lake"
2nd Person: "Good one Nobby"
1st person: "Coming to that foam party tonight? Wear jeans, everyone else is"
2nd person: **Turns up in Trackies**
1st person: What the hell were you thinking Nobby?
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3.
a stupid story with a pointless ending
or
ridiculous mistake.
Various nobbys-
"There's a bucthers........ they'll sell meat."
"Do I see my eyes!!??"
"Pick that up, that's loitering!"
" I was playin this game, and you had to stop by pressing the button, and I pressed it and it didnt work, so I pressed it again."
"Fuck me there are loads of gliders today! Oh no wait there's just one."
"Speed pickles in slow motion is just normal pickles!"
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4.
THE COOLEST DUDE WITH A 20inch PENIS! HE ROCKS!
nobby fuked me real hard i can hardly walk.
nobby is so cool.
everyone loves nobby.
