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To talk about something irrelevant, or incorrect.
1. "What did you get up to last night?"
"Oh, just sat round a friends..
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Attempting to get electronic or mechanical parts to work by physical force or violence. i.e. kicking, smashing, hacking, bludgeoning.
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A Skid mark of substance, left behind from a very wet sloppy loud and long fart. Generally in a "V" shape as it exits the butt..