Nocturbating

What is Nocturbating?

v. Sleep-masturbating. Masturbation which occurs when a person is asleep.

"Man, I was nocturbating last night, and I got menstrual fluid all under my fingernails, it TOTALLY SUCKED"

See masturbating, sleeping, abstinence

W00tn3ss

1. A harder, yet cooler way to spell wootness, which is used to express excitment. wootwootnessw00t "w00tn3ss! I just killed three e..

Learned Helplessness

1. A diseasefor which the main symptom is never learning how to do simple tasks for yourself. Always asking others to do things for you--es..

Jam Out With Your Clam Out

1. The female equivalent to (ie:Rock out with your cock out ;Hang out with your wang out) Having such a great time it's hard to expla..

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