Nocturbating

What is Nocturbating?

v. Sleep-masturbating. Masturbation which occurs when a person is asleep.

"Man, I was nocturbating last night, and I got menstrual fluid all under my fingernails, it TOTALLY SUCKED"

See masturbating, sleeping, abstinence

If-ted

1. A person having the potential to be giftedif they'd only pull their head out of their ass. "Yeah, that Sinjaya is a pretty mo..

Queif Muffin

1. When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their ow..

Chevy Man

1. a man that will only drive or own a chevy hey you want to drive my mustang? hell no I'm a chevy man..

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