Nocturbating

What is Nocturbating?

v. Sleep-masturbating. Masturbation which occurs when a person is asleep.

"Man, I was nocturbating last night, and I got menstrual fluid all under my fingernails, it TOTALLY SUCKED"

See masturbating, sleeping, abstinence

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Yolker

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Zaffo

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