Nocturnal Emission

What is Nocturnal Emission?


1.

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.

Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...

See semen, sleeping, cum, nocturnal

2.

A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.

John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.

See innuendo, sexual, french, television


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