What is Nocturnal Emission?
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While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.
Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...
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A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.
John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.
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He mapturbated on Google Earth for an hour before going to bed.
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